oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
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what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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