Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
she looked like the before picture.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
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3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
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On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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