My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
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i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
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the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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