Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
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you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
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did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
oh god was she eating orange peels again
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drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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