New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
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there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
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I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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