fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
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i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
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you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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