Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
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I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
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In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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