i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
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Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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