In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
So squirting runs in the family.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
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There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
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He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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