I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
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i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
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There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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