you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
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I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
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Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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