Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
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my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
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Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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