We're like a lot better than the average bears
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
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Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
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So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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