In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
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so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
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HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
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