You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
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that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
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As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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