I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
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Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
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I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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