Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
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Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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