He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
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Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
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See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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