I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
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something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
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I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
There are leaves in my underwear?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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