i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
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I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
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I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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