they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
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I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
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I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
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