The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
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you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
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i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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