google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
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The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
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went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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