If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
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I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
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I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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