Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
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Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
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He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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