Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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