he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
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Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
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And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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