you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
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Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
wow bdsm is so cute
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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