I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
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So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
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I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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