Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
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i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
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We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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