I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
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The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
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Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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