chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
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I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
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Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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