dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
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I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
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Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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