She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
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holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
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someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
It was a blind-side dick pic.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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