i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
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my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
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Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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