Say something about gay babies.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
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She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
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Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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