he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
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I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
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NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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