Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
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It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
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I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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