am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
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Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Are my feet made of real feet?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
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I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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