what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
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in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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