i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
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The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Alive.
So much puke
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
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No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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