honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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