i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
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Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
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Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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