every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
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Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
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Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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