lets start a swedish sibling band together
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
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She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
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You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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