I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
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You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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