is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
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yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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