Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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