this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
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she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
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Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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