saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
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Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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